Wednesday, November 16, 2011

On A Mission For Missoni

You’d have to have been hiding under a rock last month to have missed all the hoopla about legendary Italian designer, Missoni, launching a line of designer goods at Target. The ads were all over TV and magazines for weeks, tempting us with the beautiful, colorful, Missoni signature zig-zag lines on clothing, bedding, dishes – even a Missoni Bicycle!!!!!! My heart had been palpitating for weeks at  the thought of a house full of zig-zags!!!!! My fashionable neighbor and I had planned to be at Target at 7:30am, well-positioned to grab a cart and charge through the aisles. We had been forewarned that hordes of women from all over were going to descend on our local Target, grab everything and then sell it all on eBay, for great profit.

One problem: launch date for this limited-time design spree was Super Tuesday – Election Day, and I was working at the polls from 5am until 10pm. Depressed, I faced the gruesome fact that I would miss out on all the zig-zag fun.

With a media blackout at the polls, I missed the news that Targets all over the country were besieged by crowds of nutty women, fighting in the aisles – all the shelves, nationwide were empty by 8:15am!!!!! Target’s website crashed and everything online was immediately sold out, as well! I learned all this from my neighbor, whom I called on my way home that evening. (She was there and managed to snag a bag full of goodies.) I walked into my house, exhausted and deflated at the missed opportunity.

I trudged up the stairs, listless with fashion-depression. I walked into the bedroom, turned on the light, and there on the bed, neatly laid out, was a treasure trove of Missoni zig-zags: dress, sweaters, handbag, blouses, serving platter, laptop case, shoes!!!!! My dear, prince of a man, Howard, secretly set out at 7am and was there among the throngs of women, on his own personal Missoni-mission!!!! I cried. The guy's a keeper.

To show my gratitude, I decided that I will assume lawn-mowing duties for the rest of our lives!!!! Wearing zigzags!!!!!